But still, sooooooo much cooler than Lady Gaga’s meat-bikini…
Giving up eggs and dairy was pretty easy, because I always thought they were a little over-hyped anyways. Now I feel the same way about Lady Gaga.
Jalapeno Kettle Chips are Vegan but the Lay’s knock-off version isn’t? No whey man! No Fuckin’ Whey!
Diddle my (vegan) skittle and taste the (double) rainbow: skittles are now apparently vegan (they no longer contain gelatin).
E.T. on the other hand compromised his values when he came to Earth and ate all of Elliot’s Reese’s Pieces.
Double Edit: yes, some pop tarts do not contain gelatin and are therefore vegan. important information, as every single person, vegan or not, will have have to eat their breakfast from a gas station at some point in their lives.
Edit: do all these flavours have gelatin or not? i’m confused by this submission! gelatin is not vegan, or vegetarian, for the record!
Pop Tarts are apparently great if you’re a Summer Vegan, as summer vegan, and summer not!
thx elizabethedell for the submish!
Unless the cheese on that pizza is soy cheese. In that case there’s still only a 50% chance that the pizza is vegan.
No Longer Vegan: Green and Black’s Hazelnut and Currant Dark Chocolate Bar
This used to be the best Vegan chocolate bar on the market. It even used to say “Suitable for Vegans” on the package. Then Green and Black’s got bought out by Cadbury and they started putting milk in everything!
Did someone at Cadbury taste the bar shortly after acquiring the company and say “not milky enough”? Unlikely. This chocolate bar was delicious, and the flavour probably hasn’t changed significantly since losing its Vegan designation.
I believe the change to be symptomatic of a global food system that produces mass quantities of animal products, breaks them down into smaller components that are shifted, traded and stored in massive quantities by global companies, and funneled into processed food products not because they are tasty, nutritious, or even necessary, but because they are cheap and available.
